Big Judes is off this week, she's in Alabama.
Unlike Chatty Haggy, I’ve never seen Big Judes eat fast food. She always brings in homemade/leftover stuff, but it's usually like a big brontosaurus bone in the toaster or some pigfat soup or some shit.
One time she asks me "how brave are you 'bout tryin different foods?"
"pretty brave" i said....
"i got some barbeque snoots if you wanna try."
"uh.... not that brave."
"it's like pork rinds and stuff... the kinda stuff you can only get down home."
"yea... uh, no thanks!"